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Title: So Grow a Pair
Rating: NC-17 (sorry, Chiha.)
Pairing: Lu Han/Yixing, ((Lu Han/Yixing/Kris, but totally not the point))
Summary: Lu Han’s always been pretty, but he’s never been this pretty. Neither has Yixing, for that matter. (canon????, 7.8k)
Notes: FML have some xinglu genderswap ;____; This is obviously for chiharu, who wrote me krisyeol mpreg (sob), and this is me exacting my trope revenge. Super huge thank you to annie for reading this as I wrote it until 4am, and also thanks to saya, mc, and bing ^___^ I had a blast writing this, and in the end, it turned out ridiculous. :P
Notes ii: what if i could write crack.
Warnings: Added by request. I'm sorry for not initially including them!! This wasn't meant to be taken seriously, so it never occurred to me... Warnings for "threesome for no reason other than that i felt like it", "size queens", "unexplained magic that will never be explained," and "lu han with vague issues"  (It's just for fun. If you dislike really old fandom tropes and over-the-top characterizations that are exaggerated beyond accuracy, you probably won't like this.) 


( Yixing's boobs are enormous )

Title: Hands All Over
Pairing: Kris/Chanyeol
Rating: NC-17 and boy is it.
Summary: Wu Fan falls in love with the way Chanyeol’s spine curls up into his touch, and the way Chanyeol’s hair feels between his fingers. Chanyeol falls in love with all of that, too.
Notes: Because reasons. This is a 16k pwp, probably, I am not sure. But imagine there are a lot of warnings for petplay stuff. This is mostly sex.
Notes ii: This isn’t even for a square!!! Also please don’t judge me, haha. But I had a blast writing it and I hope it’s as fun to read as it was to write <3 (for k and mc, obviously :P)

( it starts in tokyo )

Title: Underbelly
Pairing: Sehun/Jongin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A part of Sehun has always belonged to the sea.
Notes: because tlist thinks I can’t scare them off with the darker corners of my mind. (kink_bingo, spaces/settings/scenes) also i'm mad this didn't fit in one post.
Notes II: highlight for warnings graphic imagery of death, fantastical elements

( there are two beginnings. )

Title: Rub You the Wrong Way
Pairing: Minho/Kris (SHINee/EXO)
Rating: P is for porn
Summary: Minho and Kris are selected for 'SM the Rapper'. Then there's porn. (1k)
Notes: Help me, I'm sick. (this is crack crack crack) For Sarah, obviously. This isn't even a bingo square FML.



( Minho doesn't need a pension plan, and he certainly doesn't need Kris. )

Title: Bold as Love
Pairing: Ryo/Ueda
Rating: NC 17
Warnings: Rimming
Notes: Collaboration with sashjun, written for je_devilorangel 2012
Summary: A random meeting with Ueda is the start of more new impulses in Ryo's life than he'd previously bargained for.

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Title: Some Say in Fire, Some Say in Ice...
Pairing/Group: Ryo/Shige
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dystopian AU
Notes: Co-written with sparklynoodles for DOA 2012 <3
Summary: The sky loses its light on a Saturday in March.





( Ryo is barefoot. )

Title: Relax
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Seungri/ Jiyong
Summary: Seungri thinks Jiyong needs to loosen up. (~3.5k)
Notes: orgasm denial/control for kink_bingo


( What crawled up your ass and died? )

Title: Mark
Pairing: G-Ri (GDragon/Seungri)
Rating: Porn
Warnings: rimming, ass-play, biting, frottage (1.6k)
Notes: This is for my kink_bingo square for bites/bruises. Part of the challenge for me is going to be keeping at LEAST half my squares under 5k, so we’ll see how it goes.  CARD


( It isn't the first time )

Title: PUSH & PULL
Pairing: G-Ri
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jiyong can’t let Seungri go; not then, not now, not ever. (Canon, six parts, complete)
Warnings: shifting timelines, dubious consent, a certain kind of sadness, dino-top, and happy endings.


PART ONE | PART TWO | PART THREE | PART FOUR | PART FIVE | PART SIX



Notes: I really, really enjoyed writing this. Thank you to my friends from all their different fandoms who keep encouraging me, even though they should be slapping me for not writing my JE fandom exchange fics. 

This is well over 40k. I'm almost sorry.

Music: If you were interested in the headers, they're from this; it's a fabulous song that fell right into the mood I needed to write, from the movie 'BLOW'. Not really a soundtrack; just a sound-byte.