maayacolabackup

Title:Quick on the Shoot
Author: A collaborative effort between halcyondusk and maayacola, and dishonor to both our houses, tbh, and both our cows too.
Pairing: Lu Han/Kai
Rating: Number one most pornographic (This is literally NC-500 because you will only be ready if you’ve already been dead for four centuries.)
Warnings:50% crack, 110% ridiculous, begging, humiliation, d&s, petplay, collars, humblers, masturbation, unprotected sex, dry orgasms, ball and cock torture, orgasm denial, biting and marking, whipping (drawing blood slightly), Kai’s new hair, mentions of threesomes, everyone is gay™, voyeurism, exhibitionism, semi-public sex, MAXSTEP costumes, sex toys, actual toys, Ace the alpaca, non-sexual deer, dirty talk, harem pants, rimming, assplay, teabagging, gagging, facials, temperature play, blindfolding, and way too many feels for one awkward teenage boy to handle.
Summary: Jongin is flush with more than success, Chanyeol and Jongdae are evil, Lu Han is possibly trying to help, and Kevin mostly wants to cover his eyes and pretend he hasn’t seen anything. (...”canon-verse”, 1bajillionk words, or 38k i guess)


PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | footnotes


Notes 1: revenge is beautiful, and may leadernim and hyperlydian suffer, tbh. SUFFER ALL THE SUFFERS. (also loudestoflove, who has been caught in the crossfire). this is in the same universe as Good Fuck Charm, by annie and konnie. consider it a side story that is much longer than the original (wc x10 whoops)...and much more upsetting, because maia and jo. thank you to sam and maryam for beta work, and to tiantian and chiharu for whipcracking, and to everyone who is still our friend after they read this.
Notes 2: the actual conversation between maia and jo—
maia: we can’t do this
jo: we really can’t
maia: it’s just... that’s just... i’m just...
jo: so i’ll open gdocs.
Notes 3: (jo) so i went on a one month hiatus (final exams stabs viciously) in the middle of writing this and when i came back and...reread what we had...i wanted to cry. because i had forgotten how ridiculous this entire thing was. this is crack. all of it. this is ridiculous. ALL OF IT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Notes 4: (maia) alternative summary is: "i will orgasm my way to clarity!" jongin thinks, putting several fingers up his own butthole.
here’s a pic for reference:

Title: The Thin Line Between (Taijitu)
Pairing: Kai/ Chanyeol
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jongin’s always had people he likes best. Chanyeol’s pretty sure he’s never going to be one of those people. (34k)
Notes: This is a universe that is almost canon, but not quite. You’ll see why.
Notes ii: This is late, but it was 'recently' (read: last month) Nav-nim (thatdayismine)'s birthday and I’m sorry it wasn’t on time ;___; I meant to do something short but you know how that goes. i adore you nav-nim, and i hope this is not terrible and at least marginally worth the wait. thank you a million trillion times to annie, without whom this never would have gotten finished because i kept trying to throw it angrily in the trash, and who saved both my sanity and my spelling. ilu annie u r the gr8est. Also writing things that aren't about China seem to be a bit harder to make happen ;___; <3
Warnings: (highlight to see, NOTHING SCARY so if you're worried about character death or something sad happening, that's not why there are warnings bc this is me; you know it's going to be puppies and rainbows.) accidental soul bonding ((omFg)), magic, suspension of disbelief? The premise is ridiculous, obviously <3
Language Notes: Taijitu (太極圖): looks like this. Gochujang is red pepper paste! It's eaten in a Korean rice dish composed of odds and ends from the fridge called bibimbap, which means mixed-up-rice :D. banchan is the general word for side-dishes, and doshirak are packed lunches sold as sets! I think I've made almost everything else into English, save for maybe kimchi. 


( part i )

Title: Take the Pressure
Rating: F for FILTHY
Pairing: Sehun/Baekhyun/Kai
Notes: Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry. ((hyperlydian revenge porn)) (3.3k)
Notes ii: WHO WRITES REVENGE PORN.
Warnings: double penetration square for kink_bingo, not beta'd, this is really like, just gratuitous, i'm on medication for flu so, CAN'T BE TAMED, etc.

( "Did you think that was cute?" )

Title: In Monochrome
Pairing: Yixing/Jongin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Yixing has been living in still-frame grayscale, and Jongin is color in motion. (AU, 41k)
Notes: I promised Klarisse (goldengutgirl) if she guessed my runandgun, I would write her kaixing. She didn’t realize that I would write something crazy, but then again neither did I. Also thanks hyperlydian because she’s a doll, and the rest of my cheerleaders. This didn't deserve all of your help. (k_b)
Notes ii: Because Klarisse is a photographer, and because my father is a photographer, and because I grew up thinking 6x6 medium-format film cameras were the only kind of cameras that mattered.


part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v | part vi