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Title: Take the Pressure
Rating: F for FILTHY
Pairing: Sehun/Baekhyun/Kai
Notes: Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry. ((hyperlydian revenge porn)) (3.3k)
Notes ii: WHO WRITES REVENGE PORN.
Warnings: double penetration square for kink_bingo, not beta'd, this is really like, just gratuitous, i'm on medication for flu so, CAN'T BE TAMED, etc.

( "Did you think that was cute?" )

Title: Soft
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yamapi
Rating: r for accidental consumption of drds
Summary: the world is spinning, just a little
Notes: drugs/aphrodisiacs #k_b because oh, that deadline is soon. (800 words)
Notes ii: this is not kaiyeol, baektao, OR krisyeol wip damnit.
Warnings: PLS DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY DRDs. This fic isn't really about them, though, more the effect.

( the world is spinning )

Title: So Grow a Pair
Rating: NC-17 (sorry, Chiha.)
Pairing: Lu Han/Yixing, ((Lu Han/Yixing/Kris, but totally not the point))
Summary: Lu Han’s always been pretty, but he’s never been this pretty. Neither has Yixing, for that matter. (canon????, 7.8k)
Notes: FML have some xinglu genderswap ;____; This is obviously for chiharu, who wrote me krisyeol mpreg (sob), and this is me exacting my trope revenge. Super huge thank you to annie for reading this as I wrote it until 4am, and also thanks to saya, mc, and bing ^___^ I had a blast writing this, and in the end, it turned out ridiculous. :P
Notes ii: what if i could write crack.
Warnings: Added by request. I'm sorry for not initially including them!! This wasn't meant to be taken seriously, so it never occurred to me... Warnings for "threesome for no reason other than that i felt like it", "size queens", "unexplained magic that will never be explained," and "lu han with vague issues"  (It's just for fun. If you dislike really old fandom tropes and over-the-top characterizations that are exaggerated beyond accuracy, you probably won't like this.) 


( Yixing's boobs are enormous )

Title: Bold as Love
Pairing: Ryo/Ueda
Rating: NC 17
Warnings: Rimming
Notes: Collaboration with sashjun, written for je_devilorangel 2012
Summary: A random meeting with Ueda is the start of more new impulses in Ryo's life than he'd previously bargained for.

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Title: Some Say in Fire, Some Say in Ice...
Pairing/Group: Ryo/Shige
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dystopian AU
Notes: Co-written with sparklynoodles for DOA 2012 <3
Summary: The sky loses its light on a Saturday in March.





( Ryo is barefoot. )

Title: Flip the Script
Pairing: RyoKame
Rating: PG-13 (Foul language and innuendo)
Warnings: None that I can think of…? Canon.
Summary: Ryo sometimes wishes he had a script for everyday life: the right words to say after each major plot-twist.
Notes: Linda, my Fantastic Baby, I hope you enjoy this! (I’ve been a very Bad Girl, but I hope this doesn’t make you Blue, and that after you read it you are still very much Alive.) Much thanks to Peanut Butter (natsukashi_yume), who prevented Jelly from turning in a fic with infinitely more typos.

Originally written for buzzbird for the mini_ryo exchange :)


( You’re not going to believe it, Yamapi says )

Title: The Quiet Game
Pairings/Characters: Koki/Jin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexytimes, Japanese societal concepts (always explained)
Notes: Tatemae (建前) is usually used to refer to one’s ‘public face’—what is expected by society, or the behavior one is expected to exhibit based on one’s societal position. Honne (本音) is its opposite, one’s ‘private face’.
Written for alienashi for the fic_the_faith exchange!
Summary: In some ways, Jin and Koki are just alike. In other ways, Jin needs Koki to teach him how to play the game.


( There is only one rule. )