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Title: So Grow a Pair
Rating: NC-17 (sorry, Chiha.)
Pairing: Lu Han/Yixing, ((Lu Han/Yixing/Kris, but totally not the point))
Summary: Lu Han’s always been pretty, but he’s never been this pretty. Neither has Yixing, for that matter. (canon????, 7.8k)
Notes: FML have some xinglu genderswap ;____; This is obviously for chiharu, who wrote me krisyeol mpreg (sob), and this is me exacting my trope revenge. Super huge thank you to annie for reading this as I wrote it until 4am, and also thanks to saya, mc, and bing ^___^ I had a blast writing this, and in the end, it turned out ridiculous. :P
Notes ii: what if i could write crack.
Warnings: Added by request. I'm sorry for not initially including them!! This wasn't meant to be taken seriously, so it never occurred to me... Warnings for "threesome for no reason other than that i felt like it", "size queens", "unexplained magic that will never be explained," and "lu han with vague issues"  (It's just for fun. If you dislike really old fandom tropes and over-the-top characterizations that are exaggerated beyond accuracy, you probably won't like this.) 


( Yixing's boobs are enormous )

Title: Borderlines
Pairing: Lu Han/Jongin, OT12
Rating: PG-13
Length: 19.6k
Summary: When Jongin and Lu Han are chosen to travel through China together for a TVN reality show, Jongin certainly isn’t expecting things to get so complicated.
Notes: This was finished for one_if_by_land for the runandgun exchange in what I wish had been the most harrowing 36 hours of my exchange participating life. Still, I love this fic for a lot of reasons; one, because it gave me the chance to write a pairing I'd only briefly flirted with in the past; two, because my recipient was/is someone I sort of have starry-eyes over and I wanted to try to make her happy; and three, because I love writing about China more than anything because I love China. Also, stupid Maia, completely lame for forgetting to thank Linda( buzzbird) for the intial beta, because her last minute plothole corrections an invaluable tool. :)
Notes ii: A big thank you to Mec (notaverse) for picking this over for me before repost; I'm only sorry to have submitted it with so many errors!! <3 <3 
It was originally posted here :D


( "So you're both going." )

Title: Stumbling Forward
Pairing: Kris/ Lu Han
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A series of firsts leave both Wu Fan and Lu Han in anticipation. (4k)
Notes: Dear Konnie, have that prompt. Inside of a much larger story. Sob.
Notes II: dirty talk square for kink_bingo.




( Lu Han has a habit of appearing when Wu Fan least expects him. )