Title: So Grow a Pair
Rating: NC-17 (sorry, Chiha.)
Pairing: Lu Han/Yixing, ((Lu Han/Yixing/Kris, but totally not the point))
Summary: Lu Han’s always been pretty, but he’s never been this pretty. Neither has Yixing, for that matter. (canon????, 7.8k)
Notes: FML have some xinglu genderswap ;____; This is obviously for [livejournal.com profile] chiharu, who wrote me krisyeol mpreg (sob), and this is me exacting my trope revenge. Super huge thank you to annie for reading this as I wrote it until 4am, and also thanks to saya, mc, and bing ^___^ I had a blast writing this, and in the end, it turned out ridiculous. :P
Notes ii: what if i could write crack.
Warnings: Added by request. I'm sorry for not initially including them!! This wasn't meant to be taken seriously, so it never occurred to me... Warnings for "threesome for no reason other than that i felt like it", "size queens", "unexplained magic that will never be explained," and "lu han with vague issues"  (It's just for fun. If you dislike really old fandom tropes and over-the-top characterizations that are exaggerated beyond accuracy, you probably won't like this.) 


Yixing's boobs are enormous )

junmyeon/yixing, nc-17, 1046 words. (for nav and kendra, "lay has been secretly seducing him bc he has a thing for leaders rofl")


"i've got a thing for leaders" )




kris/lay, pg, 684 words (for nav, "huddling for warmth")

"are you still cold?" )

sekai, pg-13 for june, 472 words (request: sehun, crossdressing w/ kai)


"This is the dumbest idea you've ever had" )




taochen, pg, for kc, 442 words (request: taochen, huddling for warmth)



Jongdae wishes he were taller )




taochen, pg-13, for katie, 768 words (request: but telepathy taochen tho)



"Nice ass," Zitao hears, like a whisper in the back of his mind )




xinglu, pg, for konnie, 568 words (request: accidental baby aquistion, xinglu)



"What am I supposed to do with it?" )
Title: In Monochrome
Pairing: Yixing/Jongin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Yixing has been living in still-frame grayscale, and Jongin is color in motion. (AU, 41k)
Notes: I promised Klarisse ([livejournal.com profile] goldengutgirl) if she guessed my [livejournal.com profile] runandgun, I would write her kaixing. She didn’t realize that I would write something crazy, but then again neither did I. Also thanks [livejournal.com profile] hyperlydian because she’s a doll, and the rest of my cheerleaders. This didn't deserve all of your help. (k_b)
Notes ii: Because Klarisse is a photographer, and because my father is a photographer, and because I grew up thinking 6x6 medium-format film cameras were the only kind of cameras that mattered.


part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v | part vi


Title: Favors the Bold
Pairing: Kris/Lay (Wu Fan/Yixing)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Yixing is a mystery, and Wu Fan is a masochist. (canon, 22k)
Notes: alternating timelines, a smidgen of angst, Kris-trolling







PART ONE )

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