maayacolabackup

Title: Second Best
Pairing: Tegomass
Rating: R plus, lol
Warnings: Crack, Massu’s hard life, Tegoshi.
Notes: Crack-porn. Because I had a million ideas for what to write ryogrande for the ‘so-homo kurisumasu fanfic exchange’ but this is what happened. I’d apologize, but I’m not actually sorry. This is PWP, basically. I don’t need a plot. Plots are for suckers.
Other Notes: Guys. GUYS. Christmas is a time of love and stuff. I have a lot of love for ryogrande. No-homo. OR SO HOMO?! Ri and I don't need to get each other for hols to write each other fanfic, basically. Thus was born the 'SO-HOMO'   KURISUMASU FANFIC EXCHANGE. Because, well, she's awesome, and fun, and cool, and a million trillion other wonderful adjectives, and the only way I know how to show her how much I appreciate that, on the birthday of Jesus, is in filthy Tegoshi dub-con. I'm broken, but she likes me anyway! See?! She's a lovely lady, who I am honored to know, and who I'm looking forward to exchanging homo things with in the coming year. MERRI KURISUMASU. I love you like Kame loves denim, like Ryo loves being a dick, like Jin just loves dick.



( It's tiring to masturbate to your own reflection every day… sometimes you have to settle for something almost as good, just for a little variety. )