maayacolabackup | Battle of Barcelona (Shiryota, NC-17)

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Battle of Barcelona (Shiryota, NC-17)

Title: Battle of Barcelona

Rating: NC-17

Genre: Sexity sex

Pairing: Shiryota

Summary: It’s not Ryo’s fault, really

Notes: Hey ryogrande , you should make this happen on your end.

It wasn’t Ryo’s fault, really. It’s just that ever since that one drunken night, he can’t stop thinking about Shirota’s stupid nose and stupid eyes and stupid face, his stupid low rumbling (sexy) Spanish, and his stupid cock buried balls deep into Ryo as Ryo whimpers and begs for more.

So when Shirota shows up at the club looking like sex, legs cased in tight leather, and wearing a fedora pulled low over his brow, Ryo is willing to push complete responsibility for his actions onto Shirota’s appallingly slutty taste in clothing.

Ryo is shocked he makes it as long as it takes to get back to his apartment before he’s pulling at the black sheer shirt Shirota is wearing, and shoving him through the door as he licks up Shirota’s chest.

The fedora falls to the floor as Shirota kicks the door closed behind him, growling and pulling Ryo closer. They quickly divest each other of clothes, and Ryo can admit he’s sad to see the leather pants go, but only as long as it takes for him to remember the majesty of Shirota’s strong, lithe naked form, and the hot and throbbing present between his legs that’s already fully erect for him.

Shirota leans down and kisses him, slow and hot, and Ryo’s struggling to reach him, the height difference feeling massive all of the sudden.

“You hair looks stupid,” Ryo pants into Shirota’s mouth to regain ground, and he threads his hands through it, using his grip to pull the man down further while he stands on his tip toes to crush their mouths together.

“Shut up, Nishikido,” Shirota says, his voice dark and mocking. “Didn’t anyone ever tell you—“

“If I don’t have anything nice to say, I shouldn’t say anything at all?”

Shirota snorts. “Did anyone ever tell you that if you don’t have anything nice to say, you should stop talking and suck my cock?”

Ryo’s eyes narrow even as he drops to his knees. “I don’t know how you fool anyone with those stupid gay emoticons on twitter, you’re such a dick.”

“No,” Shirota replies, “I’m just nice to everyone but you.” He hisses when Ryo sucks his cock into his mouth. “I’m surprised you even have to…ahhh…get on your knees to do this.”

Ryo lets the edge of his lower teeth skate along the underside of Shirota’s cock in warning. “Do you really want to insult the man who has your cock in his mouth?”

Shirota laughs, but it turns into a heavy groan as Ryo takes his whole dick into his mouth. Ryo loves the power of it, how he can make Shirota stop smirking at him with a slow lick around the head of his cock, lapping at the slit. He loves watching Shirota’s eyes slide shut in pleasure. But even more than that, he loves knowing that no matter how much bigger Shirota is than him, Ryo, right now, is the one in charge.

Shirota suddenly pulls him up, and drags him back toward the bedroom. “In a hurry?” Ryo says, allowing himself to be guided to the bed. But when Shirota attempts to push him down, Ryo hooks his leg around Shirota’s and trips him, so Shirota trips and falls first, and Ryo straddles him, using his smaller body and leverage to pin Shirota to the bed. “This is like climbing a tree,” Ryo mutters, before leaning forward and slipping his tongue between Shirota’s lips.

“Tú eres un mono. My little monkey,” Shirota says, and Ryo disgustedly thinks it might be affectionate, so he grinds down, pushing his cock into Shirota’s to shut him up. Shirota moans, loud and low, and Ryo grins, triumphant.

“Don’t translate,” Ryo gasps out when Shirota thrusts upward with his hips in revenge. “It’s hotter when I don’t know what stupid thing you’re saying.”

Shirota laughs again, and the sound just makes Ryo more aroused. He fumbles for the lube he knows is on the nightstand, and quickly pours some onto Shirota’s firm stomach. He slicks a couple of fingers with it, and slides backwards down Shirota’s endless legs, before positioning himself in between them. Shirota’s legs instinctively part, and Ryo’s fingers circle the ring of muscle with no hesitation, waiting until Shirota is looking at him before he quickly, roughly thrusts one in. Shirota makes an interesting keening sound that Ryo finds hot despite himself, and he adds a second finger a moment later, flexing the two in tandem trying to find the place that will turn Shirota into putty in his arms.

“Look at me,” Ryo says, and Shirota slowly opens his eyes, his lashes fluttering over his sculpted cheeks, and Ryo thinks he’s unbearably hot right now, flushed and spread before him like a feast. He can’t help but lick Shirota’s cock, once, twice, like a lollipop, and Shirota is so vocal, and Ryo loves it. “Look at me while I fuck you,” Ryo says, and Shirota shudders.

“Por favor,” he whispers, and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Shirota is ready for him. Even if it did, Ryo is a genius, so he lines his shaft up with Shirota’s entrance and forcefully pushes in, earning a sharp whine from the large man below him, and pulling a grunt from his own chest at the tight, grasping sensation of being fully sheathed inside of Shirota.

It’s heady and intoxicating to see the man come undone beneath him as Ryo slowly but forcefully pounds into him over and over again. That mouth, always smug and smirking at Ryo, is open and sucking in air as Ryo hits his prostate over and over again.

Ryo reaches between them and tugs Shirota’s cock, and a few jerks is all it takes before he’s splattering between them. Ryo feels himself tumbling down after him, and when he comes to, he’s irate to find himself wrapped in Shirota’s arms, nuzzling his neck.

“My little Napoleon,” Shirota says, and Ryo growls and bites his shoulder, which only makes Shirota laugh harder.

“Napoleon invaded Spain,” Ryo says spitefully. “He burned it out and went back to France.”

Shirota’s hand wanders down and softly strokes at Ryo’s hipbone. “Oh you invaded, alright,” he teases. “But I’m not nearly burned out, so I hope you don’t need to go back to France just yet.”

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what the actual fuck IS this, i couldn't stop laughing and shrieking and i had to stop because i didn't want my neighbors to call the cops or some shit.

NAPOLEON INVADED SPAIN. WHAT IS THIS.

his monkey. crying. shirota is the best bottom ever. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, SHUT UP AND SUCK MY COCK. and the jab about having to actually kneel to do it. CLIMBING A TREE. I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU.

i can't even compete with this, i declare you the winner of all things shiryota. as you should be, since you're probably the only fucking person who has ever written them. three times. xD

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE COMMENT. AND THE SPARKLES. AND THE LOVE.

ILU.

OUR KINGDOM WILL BE MAGNIFICENT.

Ooow yeah napoleon shorty that invade spain :)

hahahah silly ryo!

This reallyvwins at life.
Because you revamped the height nones with your snakyness and you made it twice as hotter.
::thumbs up::
Thanks for sharing!

thanks for reading! I'm glad you liked!

And I can't believe you understand my comment ::kicks iPod:
I meant "revamped the height jokes with your snarkyness"
and the Spanish convo below is really amazing.
(so you're from Puerto Rico? Interesting!

I'm sort of used to ipod/iphone autocorrect fail, so i deciphered most of it. :D

(Yah, I'm from PR, but now I live in Korea)

LOL AT THE SPARKLY THING RI USED XD

That said, onto the fic....♥ It was lots of love ashdjkash :D I so love that they are always mocking each other and stuff like that, it makes me grin all the time like an idiot :D :D :D :D
I shouldn't be happy of grinning like and idiot, but I don't care 8D Even the name of the pairing is cute XD

bwhahahahahaha i love to imagine that this is thier real relationship-- Yuu's darkside and Ryo's eternal bitchiness.

And Ri came up with the pairing name! Credit where credit is due. Shiryota~

I like this bitchy Shirota *nods* Thumbs up :D :D And Ryo is Ryo, so XD

The name is ♥

I'm tempted to go into discussion and say he did not go back to France, but we kicked the French out.

But I think I'll focus on all the sex. Because it has hot and funny and omg you have the best lines, poor Ryo XDDDDDD idk how the Shirota brothers turned out so tall when their mother looks tiny and their father seems no better, but this is win ♥

Haz el amor, no la guerra, Ryo-chan ♥

Dude I know! <3 Ryo's being a bitch~ But it's true, Napoleon wasn't able to hold on to fierce and proud Spain,even after installing his brother (Joseph, was it?) as temporary "king" (lol)

BUT THE PORN :D :D :D

The Shirota brothers are freaks of nature (omg their poor sister, the elder, looks jussssst like them, the dear) and look nothing like either of their parents. I suspect an milkman with a secret past as an olympic basketball player.

And I thik Ryo needs to have that tattooed to his face as a reminder in his day to day life: HAZ EL AMOR, RYO. HAZ EL AMOR.

Pepe Botella, yes XD He was always drunk and was fail. But honestly, we Spaniards are stubborn. No matter who comes, and what good they do to our country, we're gonna fight them out. Or would, in the old times, seeing as now we're kind of the last idiots in Europe... Oh well.

Milkman? Nah, in Spain we're more of the fontanero / butanero making mami happy while papi is at work... Or something. But yeah. Poor Maria, the elder sister, and actually the younger too and their other brother, they all have this horrendous beak for a nose and idek from where they got it, but omg, poor people. It must be some dominant gene in the family... The Shirota curse. Or something.

I'm sure Jin will be glad to remind him. In crappy Spanish too. HAZ EL AMOR, RYO. Con Shitora, con Jin, con Pi o con los tres juntos. PERO EL AMOR.

sigh...i've always been tragically fail at european history but. BUT. I know what counts, which is that Spaniards speak the prettiest Spanish in the whole damn world ;.; THe last idiots of Europe...no...you're in good company.

Butanero lololololol what a fantastic image.

The Shirota curse, indeed. Actually I have trouble seeing past it, completely. I'm still resisting becoming a ShiroYuu fangirl, although the internets are conspiring against me what with all this Twittergay and sassy photos from new Meisadrama.

Jin speaking Spanish makes my soul does this weird spasming thing where I am not sure if I'm depressed that he has come to butcher his next language, or pleased that he's got such lofty goals.

FOURSOME OF CHAMPIONS. Tengo q escribirlo.

lol are you sure we speak the prettiest Spanish? XD Because we have a bunch of weird accents and weird words and weird dialects XD I for example have strong northen accent and speak using words that are Asturian rather than Spanish...

But it's a nice beak! I mean, not nice exactly, but it gives Yu's face some... personality? I guess? idk I find it suits him XD Like, it's a face you won't forget, if only because there's that huge nose that your brain cannot ignore.

Jin speaking Spanish is cute! Sure, he butchers it terribly, but he hasn't started seriously learning yet, so that's to expect, but even his butchering is cute. I wished he would speak it and not just write it, that'd amuse me to no end. Like when Maria called Yu and Jun "Zipi & Zape" XDD

Por supuesto que tienes que escribirlo. Hale, hale, a ello.

i'm quite sure. we speak butchered, incorrect Spanish in Puerto Rico, it's kind of this bastardized version of the real, sexy thing. I like all the dialects of Spain, and my friends from Spain always hablan como rockstars. Second place is Columbian Spanish, which basically sounds like sex to me, if sex had a sound.

I'm just putting up a fight about Shiroyuu for the hell of it, these days, as you can see that I've started to porn him...

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Jin speaking Spanish. (I love Jin doing anything, he's so harmless and gung-ho and overly excitable) I bet he'd have a good accent, though, for spanish, because he's got a great ear for language. (his english has come amazingly far) I say butcher with love, because he butchers English in this wonderful way that clearly amuses the entire world, obvi.

My first foursome...tengomiedoamigita~

lol but I have that problem with anyone in South America, you all use weird words and stuff that leave me all confused and like wtf what does this even mean XD I'm going to steak with Argentina's accent, if I have to pick one from there, because Mexico's reminds me of telenovelas and then I burst out laughing.

Porn is the real love ♥ Once you start porning someone, there's no going back, you're in. Here, have come Shiroyuu gayness. I swear they didn't come closer because Yuu's nose was in the way... My friend used to call him Esteban when this was still going. Papi Esteban ♥

Almost everyone who's not Spanish butchers Spanish anyway, apparently we have a difficult language, so I wouldn't care much. I'd love to hear him trying to roll his Rs though. I have yet to meet someone who's not Spanish and can do it. El perrro de san Rrroque no tiene rrrrabo porque Rrrramón Rrrramírez se lo ha rrrrrobado. That'd be hilarious.

Nada de miedo, ¿quién dijo miedo? A por ello, a por ello, que tú puedes.

I LOVE THAT VIDEO (my Tenipuri days make my heart squish, still.) Actually, I almost fell in love with him back then, but then my friend and I started calling him Sir Pelican and all hope was lost for love. Esteban!!! Perfect!!! Actually my mom, who doesn't speak English, only Spanish, can't roll her r's at all. Argentiniansssssss are also sexy. Mexican Spanish is SO telenovela-liscious, I agree.

Also, I was just reminded of Obama, just now. "Si' se puede" was such an awesome chant to say.

Also my roommate is learning Spanish and the 'r's make her so sadddddd.

Now I'm thinknig about Jin speaking Spanish and turning to mush.

Tenipuriiiiii ♥ It was such a gay fandom, and such a gay musical to make me happy ♥ I liked him back then. Actually I didn't mind his nose at all until Ri started to bring it up, fml. lol R's must be an European Spanish thing then...? idk I have never understood why people have problems with them. I see more obvious having problems with J's, but no one complains about those.

You can have a foursome in which Shirota talks Spanish, Yamapi overuses amigo, Jin tells everyone "callaos tontos y cerrad las bocas, coño" and Ryo just sulks around about not understanding any Spanish and being tiny. And then there's sex.

1.) You'll probably hate this, but everyone in my family says ll as j. Like..."jo me jamo Maia" or "jevaste la fiesta antes de Maia"

2.) Rolled r is isn't so hard, if you're used to hearing it. But most languages don't have it. In Korean, I have a ton of trouble differentiating between singular and double constants when watching dramas.

3.) I'm...taking this prompt.

1) I can't even begin to imagine how that'd work ._____. Apart than ridiculous, sorry, not meaning to offend, but >____> Jo me jamo ._____.

2) I guess... With Japanese I have problems with soft R because even the softer I can produce is strong for them orz Like Ryo. I don't say Ryo with the soft R, I pronounce it Spanish-way and it sounds like... well, río.

3) ♥ forever

like English 'j' not spanish 'j'. I realized that was ambiguous.

In Puerto Rico, everyone speaks this strange hybrid Spanish. Like I can understand and use standard Latin American Spanish, but I don't, at home, at all. A lot of the times, the English word is used just as often as the Spanish word, specially with random nouns and curse words.

and, another sad thing...portmanteau locations! upstairs= arribascleras...etc.

This is why I idolize/ love Spain Spanish, tbh. But our Spanish is really fun too.

LOL okay, that's better, it was weird XDD idk, nowadays it's hard to tell apart between y/ll/english j... idk, most people pronounces it the same.

Hybrid Spanish is fun XD It's confusing for me, sometimes, because I miss words and I don't understand them, but I think it's funny... most of the time. Honestly, it gets annoying to me after a while, but mostly because I can't understand.

Arribascleras XDDDD OMG WHAT THE HELL. What's wrong with el piso de arriba, guys?! Arribascleras XD I guess in that sense Spain Spanish is more... pure? idk, not so much influenced by English has the Spanish over there, but honestly at the rate we're going it's going to end up being a separate language XD like, with

randomicicle I understand her better in English sometimes. What's with words like tomar or manejar. Si tomas no manejes. It sounds weird! It's beber and conducir ):

I use tomar, beber, manejar and conducir lol. I interchangeably use tomar and beber, and I use manejar and conducir depending on what kind of thing I'm steering/driving. And I think it IS a separate language, already. I mean, like Portuguese and Brazillian Portuguese. Not the same. I'm writing to you now in English, though it's more difficult, because of that fact! Hahaha. Also, Spanish is different across Latin America, too. So I'm studying slang and vocab recently to prepare for my volunteer trip to Nicaragua (I'm going and translating for my American friends)

I obviously don't use tomar or manejar XDD And frazada, omg, it took me forever to learn what the hell that was. FRAZADA. wtf, from where does that come?! It's MAAAAAAANTA. MANTA. See? Easier. OTZ

I think it's interesting how languages mutate like that though. And how we end up in a serious discussion about Spanish in a post about Shiroyuu/Ryo hot steamy sex. Obviously we're cool. Or special. Or both. But I get a great foursome, so not complaining.

it's in the writing cue :P

Shirota is good in bed even when he bottoms, and he knows it. Ryo is too. Now we have Shiryota and the world may never be the same.....
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!!!!
*GIVES FRESHLY MADE TERA MA SUE*
ENJOY!

wheeee!!

another shiryota~~ XDD ooh yeah, napoleon invades spain~~ ahahaha!
thank you for sharing~ :)

I will create my own ship's fandom lol. no one can stop me.

LOLOLOL can I join you? XDD shiryota rocks~~ ahaha~~ XDD

The humour in this is seriously awesome! Napoleon invaded Spain... I think everyone'll rmemeber that one~. ;D

I also like that despite everything they can shift, both can be seme/uke. <3

haha thanks! (re: seme/uke-- isn't that how real relationships work?)

Well, I think it usually varies, right? But I don't think many fanfic writers agree. XD

so hot and funny
thank you so much for sharing <3<3<3

Wheee! XOXO

Okay, my favorite line is My little monkey, mainly because I can imagine it turning into some crazy pet name Shirota still calls Ryo when they're in their fifties--just to annoy him. Ha Ha. The smut was hot. I love this pairing--keep going! :D :D :D

hahaha glad you love the pairing!!! <3 I will triumph! everyone shall ship it!

Ryo totally hates pet names cause they indicate attachment, and Ryo doesn't play games like that.

I don't even know where to start to express my love of this. The Napoleon complex meets actual use oh historical knowledge is pure win though. The way you write their banter is always to wonderful for words.

glad u liked :D. i like to throw bizzaro stuff in, sometimes.

OMG; I can't :D NAPOLEON :D
This was so brilliant. I almost dropped from my chair laughing :DD

Thanks for writing this <3

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