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10 Genres (multiple pairings, NC-17)
10Genres meme
ten genres, 1 (más o menos) sentence each...given a pairing or character.
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: one of the pairings is a little iffy. You'll know it when you see it.
Kame/Pi
Angst: It's horrible, feeling jealous of your best friend, but Yamapi can't help but feel a sickening curl of envy whenever Kame's arm brushes Jin's, or Kame's face lights up merely at the sound of Jin's raucous laughter. When that happens, he wishes Jin would just disappear so he can have Kame's fierce devotion all to himself.
AU: Pi's always hated the dentist, because he has fucked up teeth and a low pain tolerance, but Dr. Kamenashi is so pretty he doesn't mind laying back and letting him inside his mouth.
Crack: Kame doesn't know what to do when he wakes up as a mermaid, but it turns out that Yamapi's dead fish eyes are a lot more attractive when you're part fish yourself.
Future fic: Yamapi hates being the oldest active Johnny, because it's getting harder and harder to hide the wrinkles under glitter and foundation; but hey, he's not freaking out like Kamenashi, who only forgets his constant neuroses about his skin and receding hairline when Yamapi's got him pinned under him in a costume closet.
First time: The first time Kame realized girls might not be his thing is when he starts filming Nobuta. Maki's cute and all, but it's Yamashita's chest he's imagining as he jerks off in the shower at night before bed.
Fluff: "You don't have to worry," Pi says, and Kame's eyes widen. "I'm going to love you even if you get fat, because you'll still be you."
Humor: Yamapi never thought this day would come, but he supposes the pink and purple skull print skinny jeans are worth the suffering of his balls when the 'eternal jeanist' kisses them better later that night.
Hurt/comfort: "Are you gonna be okay?" Yamapi asks, and Kame shivers at the touch of Yamapi's hand on his bruised shoulder. Yamapi smells like oranges and soap, and Kame feels better from the touch alone. "I will be," he says, and he means it.
Smut: Yamapi likes the way Kame scratches down his back when he presses inside of him, and he likes it even more when Kame screams and he doesn't know if it's from pleasure or pain.
UST: Kane swallows, hard, as the rain plasters Yamashita's shirt to his firm chest. His nipples are visible through the thin fabric, and it's making Kame reconsider the silly little feud they've got going on-- maybe he's had his sights set on the wrong half of dumb and dumber.
Ryo/ Pi
Angst: Ryo knows it's not meant to be, but that doesn't make it hurt his heart less to grind up against Pi on stage and see him kissing women in private.
AU: Just because he's the shortest kid on the basketball team doesn't mean he's going to take any shit from Captain Yamashita, with his stupid permed hair and his stupid vacant eyes, even if they're both huge fans of Mario Kart, and Yamashita is hung like a horse.
Crack: Yamapi, at first, is intrigued and delighted that the snowglobe Jin gave Jin gave him for Christmas can talk, but by the thirtieth time it cackles and makes an off-color joke about his man boobs, he kind of wants to throw it out the window.
Future Fic: He shouldn't be surprised that Ryo is terrorizing everyone in the nursing home-- he's been a crotchety old man since he was fifteen, and after 43 years of marriage, Yamapi's kind of gotten used to it.
First time: Ryo isn't quite sure he wants to be the dubious recipient of the 'prize' of being Yamapi's first passenger on his new motorbike, but the promise of pressing up against that strong, muscular back is too much to resist.
Fluff: "I might always take Jin's side in our fights," Yamapi tells him, "but I'll always come home to you."
Humor: "Watching you eat is repulsive to me," Ryo tells Yamapi, as Pi shoves a whole slice of pizza into his mouth. "Unless, of course, you're eating my cock."
Hurt/Comfort: When Pi gets back from Korea, for a while, he's scared to go outside. But Ryo just goes over to Pi's place instead, sitting as silent comfort alongside him on the couch, and sometimes, he rubs his thumb in gentle circles along the bone in Pi's wrist until he stops shaking.
Smut: Pi, sometimes, is about as dumb as a box of rocks, but he's got a pretty mouth, and he especially like the way that mouth looks stretched around his dick.
UST: Maybe Yamapi shouldn't be thinking about how good Ryo's ass looks in those sequined orange and red pants, but he's really never wanted to fuck something that sparkly before in his life.
Shirota Yuu/ Kamenashi Kazuya
Angst: Yuu wants Kame to love him, but after all the heartbreak, after Jin, he's not quite sure Kame'll ever be able to love anyone ever again.
AU: When Yuu transfers to JE high, he never expects to fall in with the popular crowd, or to fall in love with the schools Queen Bee, Kamenashi Kazuya, who doesn't even want to give him the time of day.
Crack: When Yuu wished on that star for a new best friend, he didn't expect one to actually show up-- nor did he expect him to be so sparkly, or so anal-retentive about the condition of Yuu's carpet.
Future Fic: Kamenashi's toupee makes him laugh, but even after all these years, Kamenashi's ass certainly doesn't.
First Time: The first time they meet, Kame looks him up and down and snorts. "Friend of Jin's?" he asks, and Yuu nods. "Figures," Kame says. "Your jeans are atrocious."
Fluff: Kame still feels like he's so damn lucky-- every morning he gets to wake up next to his own European prince. A prince that can reach the top shelf of his linen closet, and dust on top of the refrigerator.
Humor: Yuu doesn't know why Kame has to make things so difficult-- if he'd just stop bitching and take off his pants, they'd both be a lot happier.
Hurt/comfort: "I'm sorry about the drama," Kame says, "but it gets easier." Yuu just nods, and rests his large hand on Kame's thigh.
Smut: Kame always tries to top him, but Yuu isn't having any of that-- now he just ties him up and sucks his cock until Kame doesn't even want to complain about it.
UST: It's just that Shirota is so fucking tall, and maybe his hormones recognize that he needs those genes for his babies to have a fighting chance at average height-- whatever it is, he wants to feel those big strong hands on his waist, and find out if his dick is as big as the rest of him.
Pin
Angst: It's hard not to give in, Jin thinks, when Yamapi climbs into bed with him smelling like beer and coffee, to the urge to kiss him; it's only the fact that Yamapi's getting married tomorrow that keeps him from reaching over and pressing his lips to the corner of Yamapi's mouth.
AU: The thing about being a baker who loves cake is that it's really hard not to get ridiculously fat; luckily, Pi just laughs at Jin's rolls and admits that secretly, he's kind of a chubby chaser.
Crack: Jin didn't realize, when he and Pi found those lockets, that being a magical girl would be so much work, and it's kind of embarrassing that his 'sparkle heart wand attack' only works when he thinks about Pi.
Future Fic: Growing old had never something Jin looked forward to, but growing old with Pi means that everyday is a new discovery of how much he can love someone.
First Time: The first time someone finds out that Pi and Jin are more than just friends, it's because they're having sex in the costume closet, again, and Koyama always has liked to get ready early for shows.
Fluff: "Why are you going to L.A. without me?" Yamapi asks, and Jin smiles. "I never go anywhere without you," Jin replies, and thumps his fist over his heart.
Humor: There's nothing funny about Jin covered in melted marshmallows, cursing rapidly in English and glaring at Yamapi like it's all Yamapi's fault-- okay, that's a total lie, and Yamapi would explain why if he could stop laughing long enough to catch his breath. "Who you gonna call?" he gasps out. "Ghostbusters!!"
Hurt/ comfort: Jin doesn't know how he makes it through his daughter's funeral, but he thinks it might have something to do with Yamapi's staunch presence by his side, and the gentle, comforting warmth of Yamapi's hand covering his own.
Smut: Jin doesn't know how Yamapi always convinces him to have sex in public places, but as Yamapi pounds into him, holding Jin's legs up on his shoulders, and hitting Jon's prostate with every thrust, Jin says a silent, half-hearted apology to the library's copy of Dante's Inferno that's digging into his back.
UST: It's just not fair that Yamapi gets to rub his own nearly naked body with oil and lay out on the balcony and soak up the sunshine, and Jin isn't even allowed to masturbate to the image, because first of all, they're totally bros, no homo, and second of all, he has work...Fuck it, he's always got time for a shower, and he'll make it quick.
Shirota/ Beaver (T____T lol)
Angst: Shirota knows no one will ever accept their love...he'll have to take it to the grave.
AU: There's trouble brewing in Lollipop Land for the residents of the Gumdrop Swamp...but Beaver can't help but think that their enemy, the tall, dark haired man who broods from the top of Mantequilla Mansion, is just a little misunderstood.
Crack: When Shirota wakes up as a beaver, he really thinks whoever was choosing animals to change him into really missed a golden opportunity to make him something with a giant beak.
Future Fic: Yuu is probably too old to play with toys...that's why he gives his favorite one to his god-daughter, and watches her face light up as she strokes the soft fur.
First time: The first time Yuu attempts ventriloquism, Jin laughs so hard he snorts nacho cheese out of his nose, so Yuu learns to practice in private.
Fluff: "Cheer up!" Yuu says, making the puppet mouth the words, and Lina looks up at him with watery eyes. "I'm too old for puppets now, Yuu," she says, and suddenly Yuu's eyes feel watery too. "I guess you are," he replies.
Humor: "Do we really have to invite Yuu?" Ryo asks petulantly. "He always brings that stupid toy and it creeps me out."
Hurt/comfort: Sometimes Yuu feels like an outcast in Japan, because he's Japanese but he's not Japanese enough, and he's not Spanish enough either. "You'll never judge me, right?" he asks the little beaver toy in his hand, and he imagines that the toy nods back, and it makes him smile, just a little.
Smut: He's pretty sure when he told Ryo he had a hot date with a beaver, Ryo really misunderstood the situation-- oh well, either way, there's something warm and fuzzy surrounding his cock.
UST: Shirota's learned to stay away from the zoo...one day, the temptation is going to be too much to resist.
Akame
Angst: There's something distinctly terrible about watching the person you're in love with fall in love with someone else-- Kame knows first-hand, now, because Jin's moving in with her and Kame can't even begin to think about picking up the shattered pieces of his heart off the floor.
AU: Kame thinks it's fate when he's set up on a blind date with Jin Akanishi, a marine biologist who has a fascination with turtles; Kame hopes Jin will be just as fascinated with him.
Crack: Samurai Bondage Camp isn't for the faint of heart, and Kame wonders why nobody told that Akanishi kid that, but hey, Kame would be glad to 'show him the ropes.'
Future: Jin likes the way he and Kame managed to finally find each other, and he likes the way they managed not to lose each other again even better.
First time: "Jin, I'm scared," Kame whispers, and Jin pulls Kame's hand into his own. "It's okay, Kame," Jin says, grabbing a handful of popcorn with his other hand. "I'm sure Luke is going to defeat Vader by the end."
Fluff: "I want to grow old with you," Jin says, and Kame chuckles. "I don't want to grow old at all," he replies. "But if I have to, I can't imagine doing it with anyone but you."
Humor: He should probably feel bad about switching Kame's body wash with fabric softener, but he wouldn't have had to do it if Kame wasn't so damn stiff.
Hurt/comfort: Jin puts the bag of ice on Kame's swollen cheek, and sighs. "I wish you wouldn't fight with Pi," Jin says, and Kame can't fight the tears that spring into his eyes. "I just want you to like me best," Kame whispers, and Jin sighs and looks into his wet eyes. "I do," Jin says. "Of course I do."
Smut: Sometimes, when he's buried to the hilt and Jin is squeezing around him so tight he can barely move his hips, and Jin is flushed and panting and beautiful beneath him, Kame thinks that if he dies tomorrow, at least he'll always have had this.
UST: Jin doesn't like the way Kame walks, the way Kame talks, the way Kame sings, the way Kame dances, the way Kame dresses, or even the way Kame breathes, all noisy and self-important and anal, but hell if he doesn't look at him sometimes and want to fuck that smirk right off his face.
Ryo/ Shige
Angst: Shige thinks living in the shadow of Ryo's indifference is the worst thing of all-- it's like he's not even worth noticing, a dim light among all of NewS' shining stars.
AU: Ryo doesn't give a damn about passing his Introductory Sociology class, until he develops an unhealthy crush on his TA, who would be way cuter if he would just do something with his hair.
Crack: Ryo fucking loves having x-ray vision, because he knows all kinds of awesome secrets-- and he can't wait to get Shige alone to explore that unexpected Prince Albert he's got on the head of his cock.
Future: Shige is brilliant, and good at science stuff, and that's why, in the year 3011, only he and Ryo are left to repopulate the world-- well, except for Jin, but he's on tour.
First time: "Can't believe I'm letting you do this," Shige says, and he closes his eyes. "Just don't move a muscle," Ryo cackles, and then he grabs apiece f hair between his index finger and thumb, and cuts.
Fluff: "I got a puppy," Ryo says, and Shige looks at him in surprise. "I thought you were going to get a cat." "I was," Ryo says, "but that would have put a serious kink in my plans to ask you to move in with me."
Humor: Shige only agrees to dress up as Marge Simpson for Halloween because he wants to see the look on Ryo's face when he actually does it.
Hurt/comfort: "And I know I'm the least interesting one," Shige says. "I don't need to be reminded." "That's funny," Ryo says. "Because I think, out of everyone, I'd miss you the most."
Smut: Shige's always studying, and Ryo kinda wants to know when Shige read a book on how to give abso-fucking-lutely amazing head.
UST: Ryo never shuts his mouth, and sometimes, when Shige's too tired to control the direction of his brain, Shige wants to be the one to shut it; he imagines sealing Ryo's mouth with his own, and sucking every last drop of venom out.
Ryo/ Kame
Angst: Kame always falls in love with loud boys, obnoxious boys, drunk boys, straight boys, and he thinks he's used to getting his heart broken by them, but for some reason, with Ryo, it's worse, because with Ryo, he'd actually thought he'd had a chance.
AU: Life's pretty hectic in the Wild West, but Ryo really wants to settle down with the sexy bar wench with the nasal voice at the JE saloon-- especially now that he knows she's got a penis.
Crack: Kame's finally getting used to having eight arms, and he can't deny the benefits, namely the fact that now he's always got an extra hand to cover Ryo's smartass mouth.
Future: No one expects Ryo and Kame to become traveling reporters-- Ryo'd always been too awkward at it before and Kame had always to uptight to like traveling-- but their television show runs successfully for eleven years, and for some reason, no one is surprised when they get back to Tokyo and move in together.
First Time: The first time he hears Ryo call him a friend on National Television, Kame feels a smile radiant spread across his face, and his blood flows a little stronger through his veins.
Fluff: "I like your nail polish," Ryo says. "It's not too gay?" Kame asks, still sulking from Ueda's barbs. "It is," Ryo says. "But it's also very you." Ryo pokes Kame in the cheek. "And I really like you."
Humor: "Why am I covered in mayonnaise?" Ryo says, when he finally regains consciousness. "Why does everything hurt? Are these tomatoes?" Kame smiles, and it's kinda creepy. "Well," Kame says. "You did say 'Bitch, make me a sandwich."
Hurt/comfort: "If KAT-TUN fails, I'll be nothing," Kame says. "Just like I was when I was a kid." "Not nothing, to me," Ryo replies. "Everything to me."
Smut: Kame moans like he sings: it's nasal, and weird, and way to over the top, and Ryo loves every second of it. Sometimes he thinks he comes from the sound alone, but it's probably more Kame's strong, calloused hand gripping him just tight enough that sends him over the edge.
UST: Of course Kame can't stop thinking about Ryo's mouth-- he never shuts it, and he's got really nice teeth-- Kame wants to lick along the smooth surface of them, and see if they feel as straight as they look.
I guess if more people ask I'll update the master post, but I'm tentatively feeling done with this meme? Lol.
ten genres, 1 (más o menos) sentence each...given a pairing or character.
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: one of the pairings is a little iffy. You'll know it when you see it.
Kame/Pi
Angst: It's horrible, feeling jealous of your best friend, but Yamapi can't help but feel a sickening curl of envy whenever Kame's arm brushes Jin's, or Kame's face lights up merely at the sound of Jin's raucous laughter. When that happens, he wishes Jin would just disappear so he can have Kame's fierce devotion all to himself.
AU: Pi's always hated the dentist, because he has fucked up teeth and a low pain tolerance, but Dr. Kamenashi is so pretty he doesn't mind laying back and letting him inside his mouth.
Crack: Kame doesn't know what to do when he wakes up as a mermaid, but it turns out that Yamapi's dead fish eyes are a lot more attractive when you're part fish yourself.
Future fic: Yamapi hates being the oldest active Johnny, because it's getting harder and harder to hide the wrinkles under glitter and foundation; but hey, he's not freaking out like Kamenashi, who only forgets his constant neuroses about his skin and receding hairline when Yamapi's got him pinned under him in a costume closet.
First time: The first time Kame realized girls might not be his thing is when he starts filming Nobuta. Maki's cute and all, but it's Yamashita's chest he's imagining as he jerks off in the shower at night before bed.
Fluff: "You don't have to worry," Pi says, and Kame's eyes widen. "I'm going to love you even if you get fat, because you'll still be you."
Humor: Yamapi never thought this day would come, but he supposes the pink and purple skull print skinny jeans are worth the suffering of his balls when the 'eternal jeanist' kisses them better later that night.
Hurt/comfort: "Are you gonna be okay?" Yamapi asks, and Kame shivers at the touch of Yamapi's hand on his bruised shoulder. Yamapi smells like oranges and soap, and Kame feels better from the touch alone. "I will be," he says, and he means it.
Smut: Yamapi likes the way Kame scratches down his back when he presses inside of him, and he likes it even more when Kame screams and he doesn't know if it's from pleasure or pain.
UST: Kane swallows, hard, as the rain plasters Yamashita's shirt to his firm chest. His nipples are visible through the thin fabric, and it's making Kame reconsider the silly little feud they've got going on-- maybe he's had his sights set on the wrong half of dumb and dumber.
Ryo/ Pi
Angst: Ryo knows it's not meant to be, but that doesn't make it hurt his heart less to grind up against Pi on stage and see him kissing women in private.
AU: Just because he's the shortest kid on the basketball team doesn't mean he's going to take any shit from Captain Yamashita, with his stupid permed hair and his stupid vacant eyes, even if they're both huge fans of Mario Kart, and Yamashita is hung like a horse.
Crack: Yamapi, at first, is intrigued and delighted that the snowglobe Jin gave Jin gave him for Christmas can talk, but by the thirtieth time it cackles and makes an off-color joke about his man boobs, he kind of wants to throw it out the window.
Future Fic: He shouldn't be surprised that Ryo is terrorizing everyone in the nursing home-- he's been a crotchety old man since he was fifteen, and after 43 years of marriage, Yamapi's kind of gotten used to it.
First time: Ryo isn't quite sure he wants to be the dubious recipient of the 'prize' of being Yamapi's first passenger on his new motorbike, but the promise of pressing up against that strong, muscular back is too much to resist.
Fluff: "I might always take Jin's side in our fights," Yamapi tells him, "but I'll always come home to you."
Humor: "Watching you eat is repulsive to me," Ryo tells Yamapi, as Pi shoves a whole slice of pizza into his mouth. "Unless, of course, you're eating my cock."
Hurt/Comfort: When Pi gets back from Korea, for a while, he's scared to go outside. But Ryo just goes over to Pi's place instead, sitting as silent comfort alongside him on the couch, and sometimes, he rubs his thumb in gentle circles along the bone in Pi's wrist until he stops shaking.
Smut: Pi, sometimes, is about as dumb as a box of rocks, but he's got a pretty mouth, and he especially like the way that mouth looks stretched around his dick.
UST: Maybe Yamapi shouldn't be thinking about how good Ryo's ass looks in those sequined orange and red pants, but he's really never wanted to fuck something that sparkly before in his life.
Shirota Yuu/ Kamenashi Kazuya
Angst: Yuu wants Kame to love him, but after all the heartbreak, after Jin, he's not quite sure Kame'll ever be able to love anyone ever again.
AU: When Yuu transfers to JE high, he never expects to fall in with the popular crowd, or to fall in love with the schools Queen Bee, Kamenashi Kazuya, who doesn't even want to give him the time of day.
Crack: When Yuu wished on that star for a new best friend, he didn't expect one to actually show up-- nor did he expect him to be so sparkly, or so anal-retentive about the condition of Yuu's carpet.
Future Fic: Kamenashi's toupee makes him laugh, but even after all these years, Kamenashi's ass certainly doesn't.
First Time: The first time they meet, Kame looks him up and down and snorts. "Friend of Jin's?" he asks, and Yuu nods. "Figures," Kame says. "Your jeans are atrocious."
Fluff: Kame still feels like he's so damn lucky-- every morning he gets to wake up next to his own European prince. A prince that can reach the top shelf of his linen closet, and dust on top of the refrigerator.
Humor: Yuu doesn't know why Kame has to make things so difficult-- if he'd just stop bitching and take off his pants, they'd both be a lot happier.
Hurt/comfort: "I'm sorry about the drama," Kame says, "but it gets easier." Yuu just nods, and rests his large hand on Kame's thigh.
Smut: Kame always tries to top him, but Yuu isn't having any of that-- now he just ties him up and sucks his cock until Kame doesn't even want to complain about it.
UST: It's just that Shirota is so fucking tall, and maybe his hormones recognize that he needs those genes for his babies to have a fighting chance at average height-- whatever it is, he wants to feel those big strong hands on his waist, and find out if his dick is as big as the rest of him.
Pin
Angst: It's hard not to give in, Jin thinks, when Yamapi climbs into bed with him smelling like beer and coffee, to the urge to kiss him; it's only the fact that Yamapi's getting married tomorrow that keeps him from reaching over and pressing his lips to the corner of Yamapi's mouth.
AU: The thing about being a baker who loves cake is that it's really hard not to get ridiculously fat; luckily, Pi just laughs at Jin's rolls and admits that secretly, he's kind of a chubby chaser.
Crack: Jin didn't realize, when he and Pi found those lockets, that being a magical girl would be so much work, and it's kind of embarrassing that his 'sparkle heart wand attack' only works when he thinks about Pi.
Future Fic: Growing old had never something Jin looked forward to, but growing old with Pi means that everyday is a new discovery of how much he can love someone.
First Time: The first time someone finds out that Pi and Jin are more than just friends, it's because they're having sex in the costume closet, again, and Koyama always has liked to get ready early for shows.
Fluff: "Why are you going to L.A. without me?" Yamapi asks, and Jin smiles. "I never go anywhere without you," Jin replies, and thumps his fist over his heart.
Humor: There's nothing funny about Jin covered in melted marshmallows, cursing rapidly in English and glaring at Yamapi like it's all Yamapi's fault-- okay, that's a total lie, and Yamapi would explain why if he could stop laughing long enough to catch his breath. "Who you gonna call?" he gasps out. "Ghostbusters!!"
Hurt/ comfort: Jin doesn't know how he makes it through his daughter's funeral, but he thinks it might have something to do with Yamapi's staunch presence by his side, and the gentle, comforting warmth of Yamapi's hand covering his own.
Smut: Jin doesn't know how Yamapi always convinces him to have sex in public places, but as Yamapi pounds into him, holding Jin's legs up on his shoulders, and hitting Jon's prostate with every thrust, Jin says a silent, half-hearted apology to the library's copy of Dante's Inferno that's digging into his back.
UST: It's just not fair that Yamapi gets to rub his own nearly naked body with oil and lay out on the balcony and soak up the sunshine, and Jin isn't even allowed to masturbate to the image, because first of all, they're totally bros, no homo, and second of all, he has work...Fuck it, he's always got time for a shower, and he'll make it quick.
Shirota/ Beaver (T____T lol)
Angst: Shirota knows no one will ever accept their love...he'll have to take it to the grave.
AU: There's trouble brewing in Lollipop Land for the residents of the Gumdrop Swamp...but Beaver can't help but think that their enemy, the tall, dark haired man who broods from the top of Mantequilla Mansion, is just a little misunderstood.
Crack: When Shirota wakes up as a beaver, he really thinks whoever was choosing animals to change him into really missed a golden opportunity to make him something with a giant beak.
Future Fic: Yuu is probably too old to play with toys...that's why he gives his favorite one to his god-daughter, and watches her face light up as she strokes the soft fur.
First time: The first time Yuu attempts ventriloquism, Jin laughs so hard he snorts nacho cheese out of his nose, so Yuu learns to practice in private.
Fluff: "Cheer up!" Yuu says, making the puppet mouth the words, and Lina looks up at him with watery eyes. "I'm too old for puppets now, Yuu," she says, and suddenly Yuu's eyes feel watery too. "I guess you are," he replies.
Humor: "Do we really have to invite Yuu?" Ryo asks petulantly. "He always brings that stupid toy and it creeps me out."
Hurt/comfort: Sometimes Yuu feels like an outcast in Japan, because he's Japanese but he's not Japanese enough, and he's not Spanish enough either. "You'll never judge me, right?" he asks the little beaver toy in his hand, and he imagines that the toy nods back, and it makes him smile, just a little.
Smut: He's pretty sure when he told Ryo he had a hot date with a beaver, Ryo really misunderstood the situation-- oh well, either way, there's something warm and fuzzy surrounding his cock.
UST: Shirota's learned to stay away from the zoo...one day, the temptation is going to be too much to resist.
Akame
Angst: There's something distinctly terrible about watching the person you're in love with fall in love with someone else-- Kame knows first-hand, now, because Jin's moving in with her and Kame can't even begin to think about picking up the shattered pieces of his heart off the floor.
AU: Kame thinks it's fate when he's set up on a blind date with Jin Akanishi, a marine biologist who has a fascination with turtles; Kame hopes Jin will be just as fascinated with him.
Crack: Samurai Bondage Camp isn't for the faint of heart, and Kame wonders why nobody told that Akanishi kid that, but hey, Kame would be glad to 'show him the ropes.'
Future: Jin likes the way he and Kame managed to finally find each other, and he likes the way they managed not to lose each other again even better.
First time: "Jin, I'm scared," Kame whispers, and Jin pulls Kame's hand into his own. "It's okay, Kame," Jin says, grabbing a handful of popcorn with his other hand. "I'm sure Luke is going to defeat Vader by the end."
Fluff: "I want to grow old with you," Jin says, and Kame chuckles. "I don't want to grow old at all," he replies. "But if I have to, I can't imagine doing it with anyone but you."
Humor: He should probably feel bad about switching Kame's body wash with fabric softener, but he wouldn't have had to do it if Kame wasn't so damn stiff.
Hurt/comfort: Jin puts the bag of ice on Kame's swollen cheek, and sighs. "I wish you wouldn't fight with Pi," Jin says, and Kame can't fight the tears that spring into his eyes. "I just want you to like me best," Kame whispers, and Jin sighs and looks into his wet eyes. "I do," Jin says. "Of course I do."
Smut: Sometimes, when he's buried to the hilt and Jin is squeezing around him so tight he can barely move his hips, and Jin is flushed and panting and beautiful beneath him, Kame thinks that if he dies tomorrow, at least he'll always have had this.
UST: Jin doesn't like the way Kame walks, the way Kame talks, the way Kame sings, the way Kame dances, the way Kame dresses, or even the way Kame breathes, all noisy and self-important and anal, but hell if he doesn't look at him sometimes and want to fuck that smirk right off his face.
Ryo/ Shige
Angst: Shige thinks living in the shadow of Ryo's indifference is the worst thing of all-- it's like he's not even worth noticing, a dim light among all of NewS' shining stars.
AU: Ryo doesn't give a damn about passing his Introductory Sociology class, until he develops an unhealthy crush on his TA, who would be way cuter if he would just do something with his hair.
Crack: Ryo fucking loves having x-ray vision, because he knows all kinds of awesome secrets-- and he can't wait to get Shige alone to explore that unexpected Prince Albert he's got on the head of his cock.
Future: Shige is brilliant, and good at science stuff, and that's why, in the year 3011, only he and Ryo are left to repopulate the world-- well, except for Jin, but he's on tour.
First time: "Can't believe I'm letting you do this," Shige says, and he closes his eyes. "Just don't move a muscle," Ryo cackles, and then he grabs apiece f hair between his index finger and thumb, and cuts.
Fluff: "I got a puppy," Ryo says, and Shige looks at him in surprise. "I thought you were going to get a cat." "I was," Ryo says, "but that would have put a serious kink in my plans to ask you to move in with me."
Humor: Shige only agrees to dress up as Marge Simpson for Halloween because he wants to see the look on Ryo's face when he actually does it.
Hurt/comfort: "And I know I'm the least interesting one," Shige says. "I don't need to be reminded." "That's funny," Ryo says. "Because I think, out of everyone, I'd miss you the most."
Smut: Shige's always studying, and Ryo kinda wants to know when Shige read a book on how to give abso-fucking-lutely amazing head.
UST: Ryo never shuts his mouth, and sometimes, when Shige's too tired to control the direction of his brain, Shige wants to be the one to shut it; he imagines sealing Ryo's mouth with his own, and sucking every last drop of venom out.
Ryo/ Kame
Angst: Kame always falls in love with loud boys, obnoxious boys, drunk boys, straight boys, and he thinks he's used to getting his heart broken by them, but for some reason, with Ryo, it's worse, because with Ryo, he'd actually thought he'd had a chance.
AU: Life's pretty hectic in the Wild West, but Ryo really wants to settle down with the sexy bar wench with the nasal voice at the JE saloon-- especially now that he knows she's got a penis.
Crack: Kame's finally getting used to having eight arms, and he can't deny the benefits, namely the fact that now he's always got an extra hand to cover Ryo's smartass mouth.
Future: No one expects Ryo and Kame to become traveling reporters-- Ryo'd always been too awkward at it before and Kame had always to uptight to like traveling-- but their television show runs successfully for eleven years, and for some reason, no one is surprised when they get back to Tokyo and move in together.
First Time: The first time he hears Ryo call him a friend on National Television, Kame feels a smile radiant spread across his face, and his blood flows a little stronger through his veins.
Fluff: "I like your nail polish," Ryo says. "It's not too gay?" Kame asks, still sulking from Ueda's barbs. "It is," Ryo says. "But it's also very you." Ryo pokes Kame in the cheek. "And I really like you."
Humor: "Why am I covered in mayonnaise?" Ryo says, when he finally regains consciousness. "Why does everything hurt? Are these tomatoes?" Kame smiles, and it's kinda creepy. "Well," Kame says. "You did say 'Bitch, make me a sandwich."
Hurt/comfort: "If KAT-TUN fails, I'll be nothing," Kame says. "Just like I was when I was a kid." "Not nothing, to me," Ryo replies. "Everything to me."
Smut: Kame moans like he sings: it's nasal, and weird, and way to over the top, and Ryo loves every second of it. Sometimes he thinks he comes from the sound alone, but it's probably more Kame's strong, calloused hand gripping him just tight enough that sends him over the edge.
UST: Of course Kame can't stop thinking about Ryo's mouth-- he never shuts it, and he's got really nice teeth-- Kame wants to lick along the smooth surface of them, and see if they feel as straight as they look.
I guess if more people ask I'll update the master post, but I'm tentatively feeling done with this meme? Lol.