except i definitely still love you both XD
oh my god this was ridiculous
i wish i'd commented as soon as i finished b/c now i forget most of what i wanted to say OTL
but i love that this was smutty and funny and sweet. basically all the good things. everything i need in a fic tbh.
the baekyeol was ridiculous. i love that we got to "see" the snapback moment here as well. oh Chanyeol and snapbacks XD
then there were two lines that actually had me laughing so much i stopped reading.
“Jongin’s dick isn’t a dachshund!”

and

Cause if you do, I’m going to ask what you were doing with those ears of buttered corn and a live ferret last weekend, and—”
“He’s sorry,” Baekhyun says, desperation in his tone. “He’s really sorry.”
do i even want to know? /dying XD

and then crong OTL oh my god. Jongin's impression of crong. just...that's pretty much the worst thing ever. which is why i downloaded the youtube video lmao

and the footnotes. the dream. oh my god i can't. i was seriously dying while i read that. dickpelganger XD BEST. THING. EVER

so yes. this was pretty much amazing.
and it was lukai. so. ♥