http://metrekone.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] metrekone.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] maayacolabackup 2012-12-05 09:39 am (UTC)

ok because this is 38k of freakn lukai porn I opened this comment box in a new tab while I read and the following are my thoughts as I read the fic ok hopefully it makes sense:


Chanyeol’s donkey braying...jizzing machine best descriptions ever

wowza the detail....i think I learned some new things today thanks so much

that one kegel scene though “...Oh. Hi. Uh, what on earth are you teaching him?”...“Childbirth techniques?” HAHAHAFDSJ; THE VISUAL

y u so mean to kris kevin his high school photos are the best the hottest the unf-est don't deny

wow must you bring the stitch toy into this? luhoney with wittle stich plushie innocence is ruined

congratulations....i got a girl boner from this (? and tmi sorry)

whoa i didn't even know those existed

WHAT ARE ALL THESE SECKS TOY TERMINOLOGY THAT I'M BEING ENLIGHTENED TO OMGGG

this is the craziest sex scene build up i ever read holy crap *fans selff*

....no comment on dream


YOU GUYS JUST HAD WRITE ACE IN??? AND WHY DO YOU KEEP REFERRING TO HIM AS KEVIN I LITERALLY CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY

“Duizhang’s the one that likes facials,” Minseok says. “It’s a shame the public thinks it’s a beauty routine.” will never take a kris's-facial-routine reference the same again...thanks


kyungsoo is the only sane one...stay strong


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SO HOW TO EVEN COMMENT ON THIS EXCEPT WHEW THAT WAS 38K OF HAWT. And unf unf the way Luhan is written in this fic...nice to see he isn't a whimpering fairy princess but kinky-as-shiet-devil-spawn-man-sex-monster because i always knew that luhan has insane levels of testosterone blame SM for for hiding it. And wow all the amazing libido going on is there something in the water? Sobs seriously though why the "kevin" there's just something about that name...i...cannot...take...seriously. I like Keith though

Ahh so I already commented on the masterpost but you won't believe how excited I was when I saw this because first of all its Lukai (still screaming) and all the p0rn p0rn p0rn holy moly I think I'm really done for my porn quota of the year (but its december anyways).

And as for whatever this revenge thing is for...you guys win u_u

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