Fantastic mix of clichés, old tropes, genderswap, comedy, and the right amount of seriousness, irony, wit put together in amazing narrative. A lesser author would have come up with a disaster but we are talking about you and I just.... why are you such an amazing author?

I'm not prone to spazz and fangirl and all that. I'm more of the quiet "fuck yeahs" into the air but this was just so grand and funny and heartfelt and unintentionally erotic it was just making me react like a dying whale myself.

Funny enough though, the things that I found erotic were not the "hot lesbian sex" scenes because I'm not that into lesbianism, but other instances, small but poignant in the story, like Luhan occasionally looking at pictures of Xiumin in a thong, or him looking down for the first time and catching sight of his breasts, or Yixing leaning and her (I did notice Luhan used "she" for Yixing, but not for himself) tits brushing against a terrified Tao, or Minseok noting Luhan HAS a great ass, or Jongdae mentioning "tits" and "rack". The boy sporting inconvenient hard ons and Luhan and Yixing taking advantage of that. Both sitting on Jumyeon's lap and Luhan going around in tiny shorts and Jongdae sprinting towards the bathroom. Yixing walking in nothing but a bra in front of stony Kris and Sehun leaning his head against Jongin. Those moments had me stuffing my first down my mouth because I wanted to squeal like an hypersensitive, immature loli.

Dear Lord the story is amazing. I also love it when I stumble upon writers that are talented enough to squeeze delicious juice out of otherwise overused conflicts and plots. It's always so good to read stories like these because finding talented authors like that is so weird and I think I might stalk you a little bit.

Now if you wrote a Xiuhan fanfic, I could well begin to build an altar for you.