MAIAAAAA omg omg omg I didn't even know I wanted genderswap femmelash until you ambushed me out of nowhere with it and THIS IS AMAZING, SO AMAZING. I know you were lamenting how you can't write crackfic, but this is the perfect balance of humor and absurdity and sincerity - it's so incredible how yixing and lu han still feel so real throughout the whole fic. I LOVE that you touched on lu han's repeated insistence that he's a boy ("I'M THE MANLIEST" yes we get it) but yixing is written how lu han would view him/her, beautiful pretty soft tempting yixing, wah. ♥♥♥ all of your lu han/yixing introspection is everything that makes them a termination ship for me - the telepathy, how of course yixing wakes up as a girl too because they do everything together, the idea that their friendship is so rock solid no matter what. I CAN'T BELIEVE you even managed to sneak in a xinglufan scene, wow, all my heartbeats.

btw, jongdae was hysterical. “Shut up. Go back to the lesbian sex. At least I can get off on that.” cries forever. ilu.