"The only terror they smell is their own. I think the interviewer actually believed Yixing when he implied that we’re all afraid of you.” Jongdae hooks a thumb through his belt-loop. “Although you can be legitimately scary in rehearsal, I suppose.”
“Well, yes, I have to exercise my leadership skills-“
“I meant your dancing,” Jongdae says, and by the time Wu Fan recognizes the insult, Jongdae has already skipped ahead, weaving through the crowd, and as Wu Fan chases him, trying not to trip over the tiny old ladies with their baskets full of produce, Wu Fan thinks that maybe the reason he tries to be cool on TV is that he never gets to be cool in real life.
“Come back here, ‘Dancing Machine Chen’!” Wu Fan shouts after him, and he can hear Jongdae’s cackle.
DYING BECAUSE OMFG A;SLDKFJ;ALSDKJF
“You say the weirdest stuff on television, Yixing.”
“It’s because of the look of panic you get on your face right before they hand me the microphone,” Yixing replies. “It’s delicious.” OMFG I CAN'T ANYMORE
“I’m constantly dealing with children,” Wu Fan says, and Minseok laughs. “I had to learn the complaining words first so Junmyeon and I could commiserate.” /falls out of chair
“Why aren’t you asking Minseok?” Lu Han says.
“Because Minseok is a sweetheart and you’re evil incarnate. I know you’re up to something.” THIS. THISTHISTHISTHIS.
“Wow,” Chanyeol says. “I haven’t seen you this unsettled since people thought you were dating Amber.”
“There was a massive room switch.”
“Yeah, last night, I know. Sehun and Lu Han were up giggling all night like thirteen year old girls,” Chanyeol says, and Wu Fan decides not to inform Chanyeol that he and Baekhyun do the exact same thing. I'm dead. dead.
/finished reading I may have just died, and I don't have life insurance. BUT WHO CARES THIS FIC IS PERFECT AND ALL KINDS OF WONDERFUL AND AS;KLDFJAS;LKDJF
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“Well, yes, I have to exercise my leadership skills-“
“I meant your dancing,” Jongdae says, and by the time Wu Fan recognizes the insult, Jongdae has already skipped ahead, weaving through the crowd, and as Wu Fan chases him, trying not to trip over the tiny old ladies with their baskets full of produce, Wu Fan thinks that maybe the reason he tries to be cool on TV is that he never gets to be cool in real life.
“Come back here, ‘Dancing Machine Chen’!” Wu Fan shouts after him, and he can hear Jongdae’s cackle.
DYING BECAUSE OMFG A;SLDKFJ;ALSDKJF
“You say the weirdest stuff on television, Yixing.”
“It’s because of the look of panic you get on your face right before they hand me the microphone,” Yixing replies. “It’s delicious.”
OMFG I CAN'T ANYMORE
“I’m constantly dealing with children,” Wu Fan says, and Minseok laughs. “I had to learn the complaining words first so Junmyeon and I could commiserate.”
/falls out of chair
“Why aren’t you asking Minseok?” Lu Han says.
“Because Minseok is a sweetheart and you’re evil incarnate. I know you’re up to something.”
THIS. THISTHISTHISTHIS.
“Wow,” Chanyeol says. “I haven’t seen you this unsettled since people thought you were dating Amber.”
“There was a massive room switch.”
“Yeah, last night, I know. Sehun and Lu Han were up giggling all night like thirteen year old girls,” Chanyeol says, and Wu Fan decides not to inform Chanyeol that he and Baekhyun do the exact same thing.
I'm dead. dead.
/finished reading
I may have just died, and I don't have life insurance. BUT WHO CARES THIS FIC IS PERFECT AND ALL KINDS OF WONDERFUL AND AS;KLDFJAS;LKDJF