Title: Take it from the Top
Brought to you by: [livejournal.com profile] hyperlydian and [livejournal.com profile] maayacola
Pairing: Sehun/Chanyeol
Rating: R
Warnings:dick piercings (mentioned, non-graphic), allkpop, stripping, Kim Jongin
Summary: Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. (Sehun wakes up and-- oh.)
Notes: Whelps. This happened. Surprise! (~23k)

the television is too loud )
part ii )
Title: Burn Out
Pairing: Suho/Kai
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: fluff, fuck or die, fingering, rimming, unprotected sex, forced multiple orgasms, biting, no really: egregious amounts of fluff, Sehun. (i think consent is very, very clear, but if you know the trope is not your thing, please skip it!)
Summary: Jongin’s got an itch only Junmyeon can scratch. (canon…? 18.3k)
Notes: sort of like the sex pollen trope and I am very aware that this is an unrealistic side-effect of medication haha. Also it’s been awhile since I have produced porn of this magnitude.) #f_b
Notes ii: because I write whatever annie tells me to, and because konnie and because kendra and because clawing my own face off thanks to unexpected suho feelings. Sorry, but hopefully this will tide you over until jo and I get cracking on our revenge porn.


I need your help )
title: you look cute
rating: pg
pairing: kai/chanyeol
notes: written for nav in twitlonger, lol, and fulfilling the "opportunity" square on fluff bingo! (700 words)
notes ii: i apologize for the lapslock! i am on my phone! 

"you look cute" )

Title: Sunsets (and Sunrises)
Pairing: Zitao/Kris, but mostly friendship
Rating: kids allowed
Summary: prompt: "taoris in america I DON’T KNOW, MAIA, WHATEVER."
Notes: A fluffy nonsense drabble for [livejournal.com profile] buzzbird because I know how much she loves fluffy nonsense, now ._____. i tried to not use the metric system, haha.
Notes ii: Happy Birthday, Linda!! Thank you for being unwaveringly kind to me and supportive always. During the periods when I forget that the reason I write is for myself and my closest friends, and I get really down about myself and want to give up, you’re always there to remind me that to you, I will always be good enough. Thank you for holding my hand through three fandoms now, and I adore you. And obviously, you should also expect a letter in the mail, but that might take a bit longer to get to there from here.


"You've got-" )

Title: So Grow a Pair
Rating: NC-17 (sorry, Chiha.)
Pairing: Lu Han/Yixing, ((Lu Han/Yixing/Kris, but totally not the point))
Summary: Lu Han’s always been pretty, but he’s never been this pretty. Neither has Yixing, for that matter. (canon????, 7.8k)
Notes: FML have some xinglu genderswap ;____; This is obviously for [livejournal.com profile] chiharu, who wrote me krisyeol mpreg (sob), and this is me exacting my trope revenge. Super huge thank you to annie for reading this as I wrote it until 4am, and also thanks to saya, mc, and bing ^___^ I had a blast writing this, and in the end, it turned out ridiculous. :P
Notes ii: what if i could write crack.
Warnings: Added by request. I'm sorry for not initially including them!! This wasn't meant to be taken seriously, so it never occurred to me... Warnings for "threesome for no reason other than that i felt like it", "size queens", "unexplained magic that will never be explained," and "lu han with vague issues"  (It's just for fun. If you dislike really old fandom tropes and over-the-top characterizations that are exaggerated beyond accuracy, you probably won't like this.) 


Yixing's boobs are enormous )
gri, r, 475 words, au (for moresparkles, gri highschool au)
"I saw your pics on Facebook" )




krisyeol, r?, 1411 words (for nav, genderswap krisyeol) #f_b

At first, he's not sure he's actually awake. )

sekai, pg-13 for june, 472 words (request: sehun, crossdressing w/ kai)


"This is the dumbest idea you've ever had" )




taochen, pg, for kc, 442 words (request: taochen, huddling for warmth)



Jongdae wishes he were taller )




taochen, pg-13, for katie, 768 words (request: but telepathy taochen tho)



"Nice ass," Zitao hears, like a whisper in the back of his mind )




xinglu, pg, for konnie, 568 words (request: accidental baby aquistion, xinglu)



"What am I supposed to do with it?" )
Title: Three-Point Shot
Pairing: Kris/Zitao
Rating: R
Summary: Zitao’s mother encourages him to join the school basketball team. Zitao’s more interested in joining the team captain in the showers. [AU, 4k]
Notes: this was the first pinch I wrote for runandgun, but then I read the DNWs more closely and it said she wasn’t a big fan of fluff. THIS is shameless fluff. It is a story in which nothing much particularly happens but a lot of blushing and kris-admiration, and it is a school au, and it is only complete because [livejournal.com profile] hyperlydian said ‘so mote it be’.


you should try out for the basketball team )
Title: Masquerades
Pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dr. Byun Baekhyun’s life turns upside down when he meets Agent Park Chanyeol, and his partner, Agent Kris Wu, and gets plunged into an unexpectedly dangerous adventure. [AU, 25k]
Notes:Written for [livejournal.com profile] seulpeo over at runandgun! This was a lot of fun! So OBVIOUSLY no secret agency runs remotely like this, but I hope it's an enjoyable flight of fantasy! Most of all, I wanted this to be a ton of fun to read! Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] threewalls for pre-reading this and keeping me from throwing it in the trash, and [livejournal.com profile] notaverse for a native-speaker check before repost! <3

Baekhyun has considered any number of things that might be on the other side of the door, but he hasn’t considered this. )
Title: Borderlines
Pairing: Lu Han/Jongin, OT12
Rating: PG-13
Length: 19.6k
Summary: When Jongin and Lu Han are chosen to travel through China together for a TVN reality show, Jongin certainly isn’t expecting things to get so complicated.
Notes: This was finished for [livejournal.com profile] one_if_by_land for the [livejournal.com profile] runandgun exchange in what I wish had been the most harrowing 36 hours of my exchange participating life. Still, I love this fic for a lot of reasons; one, because it gave me the chance to write a pairing I'd only briefly flirted with in the past; two, because my recipient was/is someone I sort of have starry-eyes over and I wanted to try to make her happy; and three, because I love writing about China more than anything because I love China. Also, stupid Maia, completely lame for forgetting to thank Linda( [livejournal.com profile] buzzbird) for the intial beta, because her last minute plothole corrections an invaluable tool. :)
Notes ii: A big thank you to Mec ([livejournal.com profile] notaverse) for picking this over for me before repost; I'm only sorry to have submitted it with so many errors!! <3 <3 
It was originally posted here :D


"So you're both going." )
Title: Hands All Over
Pairing: Kris/Chanyeol
Rating: NC-17 and boy is it.
Summary: Wu Fan falls in love with the way Chanyeol’s spine curls up into his touch, and the way Chanyeol’s hair feels between his fingers. Chanyeol falls in love with all of that, too.
Notes: Because reasons. This is a 16k pwp, probably, I am not sure. But imagine there are a lot of warnings for petplay stuff. This is mostly sex.
Notes ii: This isn’t even for a square!!! Also please don’t judge me, haha. But I had a blast writing it and I hope it’s as fun to read as it was to write <3 (for k and mc, obviously :P)

it starts in tokyo )

Title: Armor
Pairing: Baekhyun/ Chanyeol
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There’s a mystery in Chanyeol’s eyes, and Chanyeol is still wearing his stage smile, and Baekhyun thinks maybe he should figure out what’s actually happening, here. (3.5k)
Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] threewalls because spawning.

Notes ii: oh hello old ship how are you long time no see.



"What are you doing?" )

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