Title: Take it from the Top
Brought to you by: [livejournal.com profile] hyperlydian and [livejournal.com profile] maayacola
Pairing: Sehun/Chanyeol
Rating: R
Warnings:dick piercings (mentioned, non-graphic), allkpop, stripping, Kim Jongin
Summary: Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. (Sehun wakes up and-- oh.)
Notes: Whelps. This happened. Surprise! (~23k)

the television is too loud )
part ii )
Title: Burn Out
Pairing: Suho/Kai
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: fluff, fuck or die, fingering, rimming, unprotected sex, forced multiple orgasms, biting, no really: egregious amounts of fluff, Sehun. (i think consent is very, very clear, but if you know the trope is not your thing, please skip it!)
Summary: Jongin’s got an itch only Junmyeon can scratch. (canon…? 18.3k)
Notes: sort of like the sex pollen trope and I am very aware that this is an unrealistic side-effect of medication haha. Also it’s been awhile since I have produced porn of this magnitude.) #f_b
Notes ii: because I write whatever annie tells me to, and because konnie and because kendra and because clawing my own face off thanks to unexpected suho feelings. Sorry, but hopefully this will tide you over until jo and I get cracking on our revenge porn.


I need your help )
title: you look cute
rating: pg
pairing: kai/chanyeol
notes: written for nav in twitlonger, lol, and fulfilling the "opportunity" square on fluff bingo! (700 words)
notes ii: i apologize for the lapslock! i am on my phone! 

"you look cute" )

Title: For the Weak
Pairing: Daesung/Jiyong…ish
Rating: R
Summary: Jiyong likes being needed but hates to need. (2k)
Notes: for sleepy/unconscious on k_b
Notes ii: I’m playing with this bc my GRi wip is getting heavy and I needed a break.

read )

Title: The Thin Line Between (Taijitu)
Pairing: Kai/ Chanyeol
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jongin’s always had people he likes best. Chanyeol’s pretty sure he’s never going to be one of those people. (34k)
Notes: This is a universe that is almost canon, but not quite. You’ll see why.
Notes ii: This is late, but it was 'recently' (read: last month) Nav-nim ([livejournal.com profile] thatdayismine)'s birthday and I’m sorry it wasn’t on time ;___; I meant to do something short but you know how that goes. i adore you nav-nim, and i hope this is not terrible and at least marginally worth the wait. thank you a million trillion times to annie, without whom this never would have gotten finished because i kept trying to throw it angrily in the trash, and who saved both my sanity and my spelling. ilu annie u r the gr8est. Also writing things that aren't about China seem to be a bit harder to make happen ;___; <3
Warnings: (highlight to see, NOTHING SCARY so if you're worried about character death or something sad happening, that's not why there are warnings bc this is me; you know it's going to be puppies and rainbows.) accidental soul bonding ((omFg)), magic, suspension of disbelief? The premise is ridiculous, obviously <3
Language Notes: Taijitu (太極圖): looks like this. Gochujang is red pepper paste! It's eaten in a Korean rice dish composed of odds and ends from the fridge called bibimbap, which means mixed-up-rice :D. banchan is the general word for side-dishes, and doshirak are packed lunches sold as sets! I think I've made almost everything else into English, save for maybe kimchi


part i )

Title: Take the Pressure
Rating: F for FILTHY
Pairing: Sehun/Baekhyun/Kai
Notes: Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry. (([livejournal.com profile] hyperlydian revenge porn)) (3.3k)
Notes ii: WHO WRITES REVENGE PORN.
Warnings: double penetration square for kink_bingo, not beta'd, this is really like, just gratuitous, i'm on medication for flu so, CAN'T BE TAMED, etc.

"Did you think that was cute?" )

Title: Fixations
Rating: S is for Spanking
Pairing: Baekhyun/ Sehun
Summary: Fixations are never a good thing where Baekhyun is concerned. (2k)
Notes: This is not beta’d and it is also possibly crack. also it is for [livejournal.com profile] tatoeba, my goddess of writing, because she's too busy to write it herself.

"I think you guys should talk it out" )

Title: Introduce Yourself
Pairing: CL/Yamapi
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Weird shit always happens to him when he comes to Korea. (800 words)
Notes: No excuses for my bad behavior; purely self indulgent. k_b: bondage and restraints. also kind of crack!porn


"what's your name?" )
Title: Soft
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yamapi
Rating: r for accidental consumption of drds
Summary: the world is spinning, just a little
Notes: drugs/aphrodisiacs #k_b because oh, that deadline is soon. (800 words)
Notes ii: this is not kaiyeol, baektao, OR krisyeol wip damnit.
Warnings: PLS DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY DRDs. This fic isn't really about them, though, more the effect.

the world is spinning )
Title: Sunsets (and Sunrises)
Pairing: Zitao/Kris, but mostly friendship
Rating: kids allowed
Summary: prompt: "taoris in america I DON’T KNOW, MAIA, WHATEVER."
Notes: A fluffy nonsense drabble for [livejournal.com profile] buzzbird because I know how much she loves fluffy nonsense, now ._____. i tried to not use the metric system, haha.
Notes ii: Happy Birthday, Linda!! Thank you for being unwaveringly kind to me and supportive always. During the periods when I forget that the reason I write is for myself and my closest friends, and I get really down about myself and want to give up, you’re always there to remind me that to you, I will always be good enough. Thank you for holding my hand through three fandoms now, and I adore you. And obviously, you should also expect a letter in the mail, but that might take a bit longer to get to there from here.


"You've got-" )

Title: So Grow a Pair
Rating: NC-17 (sorry, Chiha.)
Pairing: Lu Han/Yixing, ((Lu Han/Yixing/Kris, but totally not the point))
Summary: Lu Han’s always been pretty, but he’s never been this pretty. Neither has Yixing, for that matter. (canon????, 7.8k)
Notes: FML have some xinglu genderswap ;____; This is obviously for [livejournal.com profile] chiharu, who wrote me krisyeol mpreg (sob), and this is me exacting my trope revenge. Super huge thank you to annie for reading this as I wrote it until 4am, and also thanks to saya, mc, and bing ^___^ I had a blast writing this, and in the end, it turned out ridiculous. :P
Notes ii: what if i could write crack.
Warnings: Added by request. I'm sorry for not initially including them!! This wasn't meant to be taken seriously, so it never occurred to me... Warnings for "threesome for no reason other than that i felt like it", "size queens", "unexplained magic that will never be explained," and "lu han with vague issues"  (It's just for fun. If you dislike really old fandom tropes and over-the-top characterizations that are exaggerated beyond accuracy, you probably won't like this.) 


Yixing's boobs are enormous )

junmyeon/yixing, nc-17, 1046 words. (for nav and kendra, "lay has been secretly seducing him bc he has a thing for leaders rofl")


"i've got a thing for leaders" )




kris/lay, pg, 684 words (for nav, "huddling for warmth")

"are you still cold?" )

gri, r, 475 words, au (for moresparkles, gri highschool au)
"I saw your pics on Facebook" )




krisyeol, r?, 1411 words (for nav, genderswap krisyeol) #f_b

At first, he's not sure he's actually awake. )

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